A Counterfeit Watch (Intermissive Jocular Posting)

One day, a man took his timepiece to a watch shop to have it repaired. When he arrived at the shop, he handed over the watch to the shop owner and flowed a conversation like this:

The Shop Owner (SO) : What's happened with this watch, sir?
The Man (M) : I have no idea, it's kaput! It cost me $3000
SO : Pardon me, sir?
M : The watch cost me $3000
SO : But sir, this watch is counterfeit, it's not a genuine one! You were duped sir! Where did you buy this piece of junk???
M : I bought it at yours, moron! Almost a year ago! Where else could it be????

Thanks to sis Aisha from Malaysia, on whose blog I read this comical story! The original posting is in Malay.

(Retold in English by Yari NK)