One day a frugal lady went to the market to buy some durians, she saw a durian man (seller) in the distance, so she approached the seller and started to make a deal with him.
The Frugal Lady (FL) : Sir, how much is a kilo of durians?
The Durian Man (DM): They are 5 ringgit a kilo, ma'am!
FL: 5 ringgit?? are you kidding me?? Why is it so expensive??
DM : Because the durians sold here are delicious and very sweet!
FL : What if they are not sweet as you claimed?
DM : Then I will give them to you for free!
FL : Really? Cool! Then please give me 10 kilos of them which are not sweet!!
DM : *#?!!*$#@!!!
Thanks to sis Aisha from Malaysia from whose blog I read this comical story. The original posting is in Malay.
(Written and Retold in English by YARI NK)